bored at office -try this

here are some tips if u feel bored at ur office

1-count ur fingers ( and toes if u still get bored)

2-make blank calls to ur boss

3-rearrange the furniture that is just flick someone else's chair just to irritate him or her

4-learn to whistle

5-revise last week's newspaper

6-have work breaks in between tea.

7- practise aiming ur coffee cup at the dust bin and throwing it.

8-look at someone and imagine how he or she wud have looked when he or she was 5 years old( with or without dress option is urs... dont forget the boss)

9-pick up ur phone and dial non existing numbers (dial existing also wat the heck)

10-read and send jokes

11-send this link to all the people on ur friends list one at a time ( try sending to female stranger addresses who knows u might find ur wife there)

dirty johnny joke- very naughty

Dirty Little johnny is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
johnny answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, johnny , there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee johnny, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
johnny replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"
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this is the best of all the johnny jokes i have heard. i wud really appreciate if u posted any other johnny jokes u know.....keep smiling....the only curved line that can make many things straight...SMILE...