fur elise on guitars

this guy is absolutely great and never in my wildest dreams have i imagined this piece to be played on the guitars like this . this guys a definite pro. watch for urself. post ur comments.

10 things u didnot know about sex

1. The typical lovemaking session lasts around 15 minutes: roughly 10 to 12 minutes of foreplay and around 3 to 5 minutes of intercourse.

2. Humans aren't the only horny members of the animal kingdom doing it just for fun. Dolphins and a type of chimpanzee called the bonobo have also been observed engaging in sexual activity when they are not in their natural reproductive cycles.

3. While Viagra has made erectile dysfunction (affecting 10 to 12 percent of men) a household phrase, the opposite problem -- premature ejaculation -- is more common (affecting 24 to 27 percent of men). The U.S. Food and Drug Administration is currently reviewing a drug called dapoxetine as a cure for this problem.

4. Crank up that thermostat... orgasms may be more intense in warmer conditions. The degree of vasocongestion, reddening or darkeing of the skin known as the "sex flush," is both more common in warmer temperatures and an indication of how intense an orgasm may be.

5. If a woman experiences orgasm during sex, she is more likely to become pregnant, since orgasmic spasms in pelvic muscles help move sperm up the vaginal canal to the uterus.

6. Homosexuality is not unique to humans. Many species have been observed engaging in homosexual activity, and in fact male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of all mammals.

7. On any given day 400,000,000 people around the world -- 1 in 17 of us -- will have sexual intercourse. Broken down further, 4,000 people are having sex at any given time.

8. Sex cures headaches. Endorphins released into our bloodstream when we have sex not only give us pleasure but also act as painkillers. Useful information to whip out the next time your partner uses a headache as a reason to say no.

9. Many elderly can and do have frequent sex. At age 70, 73% of males are still potent, and 30% of women 80 or older have still have sex.

10. 70% of women would rather eat choclate than have sex.

video: funny ad to show the importance of breast examination

this is an extremely funny video done to promote breast examination . gotto appreciate the guy who came out with the concept . on a serious note it is extremely important to examine ur breasts for women anywhere above 25 , there is high early incidence of cancer in young women. for gods sake stop smoking and live longer.

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everything u need to know about the breast self examination (BSE)

Breast self-examination (BSE) is an easy but unreliable method for finding possible breast cancer.
If performed appropriately and regularly BSE may help in early detection of some types of breast cancers, although it should not substitute for screening methods (such as mammography) that have been proven to be effective. The method involves feeling breasts for possible distortions or swelling.

How to perform BSE

The steps involved in self exam are:

Stand in front of a mirror with top exposed.
Place hands on hips.
Look for signs of dimpling, swelling, soreness, or redness in all parts of your breasts in the mirror.
Repeat with arms raised above your head.
While still standing, palpate your breasts with your fingers, feeling for lumps. Try to use a larger area of your fingers rather than prodding. Feel both for the area just beneath the skin and for the tissue deeper within.
Go over the entire breast while examining. One method is to divide the breast into quadrants and palpate each quadrant carefully. Also examine the "axillary tail" of each breast that extends toward the axilla (armpit).
Repeat palpation while lying down.
Check the nipples and the area just beneath them. Gently squeeze each nipple to check for any discharge.

The Seven P's method

A similar method of self-examination is known as the Seven P's of BSE:

Position: Inspect breasts visually and palpate in the mirror with arms at various positions. Then perform the examination lying down, first with a pillow under one shoulder, then with a pillow under the other shoulder, and finally lying flat.

Perimeter: Examine the entire breast, including the nipple, the axillary tail that extends into the armpit, and nearby lymph nodes.

Palpation: Palpate with the pads of the fingers, without lifting the fingers as they move across the breast.

Pressure: First palpate with light pressure, then palpate with moderate pressure, and finally palpate with firm pressure.

Pattern: There are several examination patterns, and each woman should use the one which is most comfortable for her. The vertical strip pattern involves moving the fingers up and down over the breast. The pie-wedge pattern starts at the nipple and moves outward. The circular pattern involves moving the fingers in concentric circles from the nipple outward. Don't forget to palpate into the axilla.

Practice: Practice the breast self-exam and become familiar with the feel of the breast tissue, so you can recognize changes. A health care practitioner can provide feedback on your method.

Plan: Know what to do if you suspect a change in your breast tissue. Know your family history of breast cancer. Have mammography done as often as your health care provider recommends.
For premenopausal women, BSE is best done at the same stage of their period every month to minimize changes due to the menstrual cycle. The recommended time is just after the end of the last period when the breasts are least likely to be swollen and tender. Older, menopausal women should do BSE once a month, perhaps on the first or last day of every month.

About eight in ten lumps discovered by BSE are harmless. Nevertheless, any abnormality thus detected should immediately be reported to a doctor. Though most breast cancers are detected by women, BSE should be combined with an annual examination by a doctor for better chances of detection. Women can easily miss a breast lump that an expert can find. For the same reasons it is better to learn BSE from an expert.

It is not a replacement for more trustworthy techniques like mammography or an examination using MRI.

first divorce filed post sep 11 attacks

u must have understood by now. i think he should be more intelligent the next time .any way he just cannot help it if a man like osama bin laden plans to ruin his marriage .

dont throw objects at crocodiles: funny pic

i wud not wanna retreive the object for anything in the world . wud u dare?

bush and pope

just a funny way of interpreting the pic .....do u think bush is dumb or genius? post ur comments.

IQ of blondes : genius

i dont want to write anything about the picture as the pic says it all. apologies to any blondes reading and by the way, i have to tell u ,its just a false notion that blondes are brainless because wen an IQ test was done on the most beautiful blonde from australia that is nicole kidman it was found that she had the IQ equal to that of a genius . i am serious its true. post ur comments.

always be nice to others beacuse time can make a lot of difference : cool pic

always be nice to others because time can make a whole hell lot of difference and this cool picture shows that . always be polite to others and behave like the way u want them to behave with u .post ur comments

taslima nasreen attacked

Thursday, August 9, 2007 (Hyderabad)

Controversial writer Taslima Nasreen was attacked by an unruly crowd at the Hyderabad Press club on Thursday.
Three MLAs of the All India Majlis-e-Ittehadul Muslimeen or MIM were among those who attacked her. They verbally abused the writer and flung whatever they could lay their hands on at her for her alleged anti-muslim remarks.

The MLAs were detained after the incident. The Bangladesh born writer was there for the release of the telugu version of her book Sokhe at the press club when some 30 activists first raised slogans against her for alleged anti-Muslim remarks and then got rough.

''We are not bothered about our MLA status. We are Muslims first. And its our responsibility to test those who have said anything against Islam in which ever way possible,'' said Akbaruddin Owaisi, MIM MLA.

Since the 1990s, Nasreen has faced numerous threats from Islamic groups for her writings.She has been living in exile for more than ten years now.
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oh the guy owaisi goes on to say he is proud of his activists who attacked her . isnt that sick ?
wat kind of bloody behaviour is this ?

they(being members of legislative assembly) dare attack woman in a country like india in the presence of the media and are not even sorry about it, instead they say they are proud about that. oh ! and now u know wat women empowerment is .oh god have a look man. look at this world , cant u do something to change these people .
may be he can do nothing , the change shud be within and i think thats never gonna happen as long as i am alive , may be after 1000 years. and imagine the condition of woman in places like this . post ur comments.

funny medical definitions - for docs

Anti-body -- Against everyone
Medical staff -- A doctor's cane
Artery -- The study of fine paintings
Morbid -- A higher offer
Bacteria -- The back door of a cafeteria
Nitrates -- Cheaper than the day rate
Barium -- What you do after CPR fails
Node -- Movement of head meaning yes
Benign -- What you are after you be eight and before you be ten
Organic -- An organ work repairman
Cardiac arrest -- Taken into custody after stealing a coupe deville
Paralyze -- Two far fetched stories
Cardiology Advance -- study of poker playing
Pharmacist -- A person who makes living in agriculture
CAT Scan -- Searching for the kitty
Phobopohobla -- Fear of phobias, or fear itself
Cauterize -- To make eye contact with a woman
Pelvis -- A cousin of Elvis
Cesaerean section -- A district in Rome
Post-operative -- A letter carrier
Charlie Horse -- A 10 to 1 long shot in the Kentucky Derby
Protein -- In favor of young people
Colic -- A sheep dog
Rectum -- Dang near killed 'em
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Scalpel -- What you stand on to clean windows in high rise buildings
Congenital -- Friendly
Secretion -- Hiding something
D&C -- Where Washington is
Seizure -- A Roman emperor
Dilate -- To live long
Tablet -- A small table
Enema -- Not a friend
Terminal illness -- Getting sick at the airport
Fibula -- A small white lie
Thalassotherophy -- Fear of the sea
G.I. Series -- A baseball game between teams of soldiers
Tumor -- An extra pair
Genes -- What you wear cutting grass
Urine -- The opposite of "you are out
Hangnail -- A coat hook
Vein -- Conceited
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Varicose -- Nearby
Labor pain -- Getting hurt at work
Xenophobia -- fear of strangers or foreigners

male brain vs female brain

i need not even mention which is the male brain and which is the female brain . wat is depicted in this picture is so true and i just love the pics . post ur comments anyways.

great anti-smoking ad

great anti- smoking ad isnt it? post ur comments

men vs women - very funny comparison

here are some differences between men and women ... u will definitely love them.

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NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

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SMOKING - everything u wanted to know about it

Cigarettes are one of few products which can be sold legally which can harm and even kill you over time if used as intended. they contain 4000 different chemicals.

Currently there are ongoing lawsuits in the USA which aim to hold tobacco companies responsible for the effects of smoking on the health of long term smokers.
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the chemicals found in the cigarettes are:

Benzene (petrol additive)A colourless cyclic hydrocarbon obtained from coal and petroleum, used as a solvent in fuel and in chemical manufacture - and contained in cigarette smoke. It is a known carcinogen and is associated with leukaemia.

Formaldehyde (embalming fluid)A colourless liquid, highly poisonous, used to preserve dead bodies - also found in cigarette smoke. Known to cause cancer, respiratory, skin and gastrointestinal problems.

Ammonia (toilet cleaner)Used as a flavouring, frees nicotine from tobacco turning it into a gas, found in dry cleaning fluids.

Acetone (nail polish remover)Fragrant volatile liquid ketone, used as a solvent, for example, nail polish remover - found in cigarette smoke.

Tar Particulate matter drawn into lungs when you inhale on a lighted cigarette. Once inhaled, smoke condenses and about 70 per cent of the tar in the smoke is deposited in the smoker's lungs.

Nicotine (insecticide/addictive drug)One of the most addictive substances known to man, a powerful and fast-acting medical and non-medical poison. This is the chemical which causes addiction.

Carbon Monoxide (CO) (car exhaust fumes)An odourless, tasteless and poisonous gas, rapidly fatal in large amounts - it's the same gas that comes out of car exhausts and is the main gas in cigarette smoke, formed when the cigarette is lit.

Others you may recognize are :
Arsenic (rat poison), Hydrogen Cyanide (gas chamber poison)
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Smoking KILLS

Every year hundreds of thousands of people around the world die from diseases caused by smoking.

One in two lifetime smokers will die from their habit. Half of these deaths will occur in middle age.

Tobacco smoke also contributes to a number of cancers.

The mixture of nicotine and carbon monoxide in each cigarette you smoke temporarily increases your heart rate and blood pressure, straining your heart and blood vessels.

This can cause heart attacks and stroke. It slows your blood flow, cutting off oxygen to your feet and hands. Some smokers end up having their limbs amputated.

Tar coats your lungs like soot in a chimney and causes cancer. A 20-a-day smoker breathes in up to a full cup (210 g) of tar in a year.

Changing to low-tar cigarettes does not help because smokers usually take deeper puffs and hold the smoke in for longer, dragging the tar deeper into their lungs.

Carbon monoxide robs your muscles, brain and body tissue of oxygen, making your whole body and especially your heart work harder. Over time, your airways swell up and let less air into your lungs.

Smoking causes disease and is a slow way to die. The strain put on your body by smoking often causes years of suffering. Emphysema is an illness that slowly rots your lungs. People with emphysema often get bronchitis again and again, and suffer lung and heart failure.

Lung cancer from smoking is caused by the tar in tobacco smoke. Men who smoke are ten times more likely to die from lung cancer than non-smokers.

Heart disease and strokes are also more common among smokers than non-smokers.

Smoking causes fat deposits to narrow and block blood vessels which leads to heart attack. this narrowing of the blood vessels in the penis causes impotence.

Smoking causes around one in five deaths from heart disease.

In younger people, three out of four deaths from heart disease are due to smoking.
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if u still dont quit ,buddy, see u in hell .

woman- wolfmother

these guys from australia sure rock man . they have got a new sound of their own and this song especiallly rocks. enjoy the song and post ur comments about the band and the video.

joke: indian hell

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, “What do they do here?” He told, ”First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”

The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, “What do they do here?” He told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.” “But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?”

“Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!!!!

few funny quotations

Men get laid, but women get screwed.- Quentin Crisp (English writer)

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.- Frederick Ryder

Women need a reason to have sex — men just need a place.- Billy Crystal.

I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. “Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.” What am I, a microwave?- Beverly Mickins (American comedienne)

A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man’s; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.- Sanskrit proverb

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.”- Jerry Seinfeld

We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.- Jane Wagner

You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.- Carrie Snow

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.- Remy de Gourmant (French writer)

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956).
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banned mastercard commercial

this was extremely funny too and the guys uses the sentence i love u at the correct time. beware women we men use the sentence wen we want u to do something for us which u dont like doing or may be at that time , be careful before giving in. and this clip contains no nudity too and i didnt expect the ending to be like that and that made the commercial extremely hilarious. enjoy and post ur comments.

ghosts exist- proof's here

a clipshow of many alleged ghost videos from around the world. i have no idea whether they exist or not but in todays world u dont need ghosts to come and create any trouble there are people who can create a hell more of trouble than that . by the way let me know any of ur ghost experiences or ghost testimonies .

pick up lines

Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.


"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?


At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!


Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?


Can I flirt with you?


Can I please be your slave tonight?


Can I see your tan lines?


Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?


Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)


Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Boy/Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!


Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.


Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?


Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.


Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.


Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.


Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.


Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?


Do you spit or swallow?


Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.


Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?

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guys use them and tell me if u have succeded. ..... by the way sorry if u get slapped ( try this if she slaps u ...... to the girl .... holding her hand on ur slapped cheek......"see i told u, u cannot resist touching me ."

the best advertisement ever

man i have to tell u i laughed for half an hour after watching this video . i am changing this blog into somekind of blog for banned commercials lol. but the commercial is so funny and if u dont get it i cant dare explaining it here and u have to ask ur friend and just as a hint flies get attracted to fruity odours. if any one of ur friends hasnt laughed for a long time and u badly wanted to make him laugh u gotta show him this video. post ur comments

banned levis commercial

i dont know y i am obsessed with these banned commercials and keep posting them . may be because they make me laugh and i want u to laugh and smile looking at them . this one is also very good and contains no nudity watsoever and still its hot. enjoy the video and post ur comments.

god does exist- proof

these are the mountain relics of the machu pichu in the ancient city of peru. the first two have been digitally altered where as the third one is the original .do u think this cud have been possible without somebody's intervention. yah the person who intervened is called god and for god's sake dont give him any names . allah or jesus or krishna all are the same . so please dont give him names and then start fighting in his various names. one of the seven wonders of the world also. post ur comments

men will be men

men will be men afterall. post ur comments.

funny condom ad video- no nudity

this is extremely hilarious ad and does not contain nudity . the people who design these ads are so creative . i think ill design one someday . post ur comments and make sure u always have a condom u never know these women. " women' s mind and winter wind change often"

india's first wrestler- wwe championship winner

name- delip singh rana ( the great khali - other name of death)

weight- 430 pounds

height - 7 3''

job- subinspector of police

native place- haryana , india

---- the last photo shows him with undertaker and the third photo shows him with his little neice. i wud also become little before him and imagine fighting him u .. no doubt u will be on the hospital bed in seconds . on a serious note he is great . post ur comments.

banned 7up ad- funny- no nudity

this is a banned 7up ad but i see no harm in that but may be it was banned because there was violence or abuse in the ad. many people many interpretations .cant help it ..can we? post ur comments about the ad. no nudity here too.

funny banned condom ad- no nudity & no women in the ad

a very funny condom advertisement which has been banned not for nudity or sexual reasons but for something else . just check out the ad and ull know. its very good and very cool. no nudity and no women in the ad that is even more surprising. post ur comments.

movie trailer: marudanayagam

this is movie directed and starred by the greatest actor india has ever produced that is padmasri kamal haasan and the first shot clap was given by none other than queen elizabeth . for many reasons the movie hasnt seen the light of the day still but hope it will in the near future . check out the background music which is composed by none other than the greatest music directors india has ever produced maestro ilayaraja. post ur comments.

kids know no races-black or white

kids dont know any races black or white . thats y kids are called images of god on earth. we adults have all these bloody differences based on caste, race , religion which is the reason for most of the bloody wars in the world. so love everyone equally and u will get back the same amount of love from others. post ur comments.

miss phuket

so how do u like miss phuket? by the way phuket is the name of a southern province in thailand and has no land boundaries , thatt is its an island..

for school kids- try this

when i was at school i always wanted to do something that wud allow me to sleep happily in the study hours without my teachers finding me asleep. i didnot know this then otherwise i wudhave tried this . kids try this .

joke: sex can kill u

Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you;

The next day I stopped smoking.

Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you;

The next day I stopped eating red meat.

Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you;

The next day I stopped drinking.

Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you;

This morning I stopped reading!

very tiny car

the tiniest car i have ever seen . i cud go past the newyork traffic with this car in a second. it can easily go under a truck.if u have any pictures of other cars which u think are tinier than this one send them to me.

some people just dont have brains

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naughty joke- twice a day

This guy goes into a doctors and says, "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!"
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks.
"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day," he answers back.
"That's not so much," says the doctor. "Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man.
"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor. "Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day," says the man.
"Well, that's definitely too much," says the doctor. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand." "I do," says the man. "Twice a day!"

odd couple - love has no limits

this cud well be the marriage of the millenium. this proves love has no boundaries or limits . anybody cud fall in love with anybody so no matter who u are , wat size u are, wat age u are,wat job u are doing , wat country or race u belong u will always have somebody who will love u for wat u are . so get up , go out and live ur life. if anybody have any other pics of such odd couples mail me and ill let the world know.

ohio twins festival

there aint any mirrors there but this is a pic taken at the ohio twins festival . so many twins at one place definitely gotta see this one someday or the other. post ur feelings if anyone has been to the festival....

excellent joke which won an award

this particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organised in britain...

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an engineer and a MBA graduate go out on a camping trip and set up a tent , then fall asleep . then after a few minutes the engineer wakes up his mba friend and says '' look up and tell me wat u see".

the mba replies '' i see millions of stars '' '' what does that tell u" .

the mba ponders for a minute and says '' i see millions of galaxies and so potentially billions of planets. astrologically it tells me the saturn is in leo. timewise it appears to be quarter past three.

meteorogically we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. economically there are mass scales of stars in the sky. so economy of scale will be the ideal strategy in that market.

strategically that market will be a volume driven market.

financially it will be a low margin market.

from HR point of view we will need huge man power.

wat does it tell u? "

THE ENGINEER IS SILENT FOR A MOMENT AND SAYS------

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SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR TENT..........

very very sweet baby

the photograph was so sweet, i wanted u all to see it and the quote below is also so cool. the quote which says '' children are gods shadows on earth " is so true . never make them cry and never forget the one who loves u unconditionally and truly.

dirty johnny's maths logic

johnny came to the decision that he is gonna fail no matter if he studies or not by deriving a maths logic and the logic is here below........................................johnny has done it agian .

sweet ways of proposing marriage

1- wat if ur girlfriend is a teacher - kneel down , take out the ring and say " what wud u say if i said i wanted u to punish me everyday for the rest of my life" (try it out in her own classroom before her own students without her knowledge. come to the class before everybody and hide behind the last bench , behind the students and spring a surprise . u ll get the girl but u cud probably get a few cane kisses tooo from the principal probably)

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2-wat if ur girlfriend is a doctor - kneel down , take out the ring ( this is a must always) and say

" doc i have been suffering from this disease where my heart beats rapidly when i look at u and my heart begins to cry wen u are away and jumps with joy when u are with me . sleeplessness and loss of memory other than urs are also the symptoms . so wud u please cure me of this disease called love by accepting this ring. " ( make sure she does not have a syringe in her hand)

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3-wat if ur girlfriend is a boxer- kneel down , take out the ring ( yah always ) and say " rings are not always associated with fighting. there are rings that signify love and i want u to have one of those from me" ( maintain ur distance while doing so if u are not sure of her reply)

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more to come --- jimi hendrix0404.

love is in the air

the pic looks cool isnt it? i have no idea if this is a fake or real but i myself have seen many such shapes in the sky but not so close . have this printed on ur t- shirt with the caption ''love is in the air'' and gift it to ur girl friend or boyfriend . if she/he likes it say that it was ur idea and if she/he doesnt like it just say it was a stupid idea by a blogger named jimi hendrix at the blog called www.godhavealook.blogspot.com i will take the blame, afterall ""everything is fair in love and war"". let me know if any one of u succeeded.

what the customer realy needs

this is a cool picture of how a customer explains wat he wants and how the company gives the product to the customer whereas the product the customer wants is so simple... just checkout the picture. click on the picture to get an enlarged version.

artistic hands

hands have been artistically arranged and the pic looks cool . dont u think so. post ur comments.

sweetest things u didnot know

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night,SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. You are special and unique.

8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take another look.

11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

So...........If you are a loving friend, send this linkto everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do love you.

**** And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for a Apple, and call me over!

Good friends are like stars........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.

"Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though SometimesIt's Hard to see.

"I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here than a whole truck load when I'm gone. Amen!

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so send this to ur friends and make them feel special.......... with love jimi hendrix...

joke-elderly couple in a romantic mood

An elderly couple came back from a wedding one afternoon and were in a pretty romantic mood. While sitting on their loveseat, the elderly woman looked at her companion and said, "I remember when you used to kiss me every chance you had."

The old man feeling a bit obliged leaned over and gave her a peck on the cheek. Then she said, "I also remember when you used to hold my hand at every opportunity." The old man again feeling obligated reached over and gently placed his hand on hers.

The elderly woman then stated, "I also remember when you used to nibble on my neck and send chills down my spine."

This time, the old man had a blank stare on his face and started to get up off the couch. As he began to walk out of the living room, his wife asked, "Was it something I said, where are you going?" The old man looked at her and replied,

"I'm going in the other room to get my teeth!

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just for fun . sorry if there are any elderly people, just for fun. keep smiling, no matter whether u have teeth or not.

true friendship

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert.

During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.

The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.

They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.

The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?"

The other friend replied "When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it.

"LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND T O CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. Send this link to the people you'll never forget. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them.

Do not value the THINGS you have in your life..

But value WHO you have in your life!

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on this friendship day make ur friend feel u really care for him and will always be there for him.

a friend in need is a friend indeed. let me know who ur best friend is ... post comments

bush is stupid- proof

wat more can i say ... just look at the circled portion on the picture. do i need to tell more the guy is watching thru a closed binoculars and u expect this guy to bring back democracy in a country . crap man. post ur comments.

best soccer world cup moment

indeed the best world cup "movement" . u cant blame them the thing they are trying to protect is so valuable . after all wat is a man without b**** (kidding)........ post ur comments on the pic.

bored at office -try this

here are some tips if u feel bored at ur office

1-count ur fingers ( and toes if u still get bored)

2-make blank calls to ur boss

3-rearrange the furniture that is just flick someone else's chair just to irritate him or her

4-learn to whistle

5-revise last week's newspaper

6-have work breaks in between tea.

7- practise aiming ur coffee cup at the dust bin and throwing it.

8-look at someone and imagine how he or she wud have looked when he or she was 5 years old( with or without dress option is urs... dont forget the boss)

9-pick up ur phone and dial non existing numbers (dial existing also wat the heck)

10-read and send jokes

11-send this link to all the people on ur friends list one at a time ( try sending to female stranger addresses who knows u might find ur wife there)

sardars are not fools- here's the proof

U WILL LOVE WHAT U ARE GONNA READ BELOW...............

Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore.

The questions were as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116B) 99C) 100D) 150

Sardar says "I will skip this"


2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASILB) CH! ILE C) PANAMA D) EQUADOR

Sardar asks for help from the University students

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY B) SEPTEMBERC) OCTOBER D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER B) ALBERTC) GEORGED) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards

5) The Canary islands , in the Pacific Ocean , has its name based on which animal:
A) CANARY BIRDB) KANGAROOC) PUPPYD) RAT

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1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453

2) The Panama hat is made in Equador

3) The October revolution is celebrated in November

4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.

5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.

IF U STILL DONT BELEIVE THE ANSWERS CHECK THE ANSWERS OUT AT www.en.wikipedia.org ... i checked out all the answers and i am speechless...


Let’s not be unfair to Sardar’s…they can be clever too (at times…obviously)…..

Issued on behalf of Mr. Manmohan Singh, PM, India .

and i heard that this notion that sardars are fools first came into vogue during british rule as the sardars were the bravest of all the soldiers who fought against british rule . so they wanted to demoralise the sardars in someway or other and started this rubbish. anyway post ur comments.

abdul kalaam - indian former president excellent speech

*Please read this article by giving 10 minutes from your busy life.Really good....

** ** The President of India DR. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam 's Speech in Hyderabad .

*Why is the media here so negative?Why are we in India so embarrassed to recognize our own strengths, ourachievements? We are such a great nation. We have so many amazingsuccessstories but we refuse to acknowledge them. Why? We are the first in milk production.We are number one in Remote sensing satellites.We are the second largest producer of wheat.We are the second largest producer of rice.Look at Dr. Sudarshan , he has transferred the tribal village into a self-sustaining, self-driving unit.

There are millions of suchachievementsbut our media is only obsessed in the bad news and failures anddisasters. Iwas in Tel Aviv once and I was reading the Israeli newspaper. It was the dayafter a lot of attacks and bombardments and deaths had taken place. TheHamas had struck. But the front page of the newspaper had the picture ofaJewish gentleman who in five years had transformed his desert into an orchidand a granary. It was this inspiring picture that everyone woke up to.Thegory details of killings, bombardments, deaths, were inside in thenewspaper, buried among other news.In India we only read about death, sickness, terrorism, crime.

Why are we soNEGATIVE? Another question: Why are we, as a nation so obsessed withforeignthings? We want foreign T. Vs, we want foreign shirts. We want foreigntechnology.Why this obsession with everything imported. Do we not realize that self-respect comes with self-reliance? I was in Hyderabad giving thislecture,when a 14 year old girl asked me for my autograph. I asked her what hergoalin life is. She replied: I want to live in a developed India . For her, you and I will have to build this developed India . You must proclaim.Indiais not an under-developed nation; it is a highly developed nation. Doyouhave 10 minutes? Allow me to come back with a vengeance. Got 10 minutes for your country? If yes, then read; otherwise, choice isyours.

YOU say that our government is inefficient.YOU say that our laws are too old.YOU say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage. YOU say that the phones don't work, the railways are a joke,The airline is the worst in the world, mails never reach theirdestination.YOU say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolute pits.YOU say, say and say. What do YOU do about it?Take a person on his way to Singapore . Give him a name - YOURS. Givehim aface - YOURS. YOU walk out of the airport and you are at yourInternational best. In Singapore you don't throw cigarette butts on the roads or eatinthe stores. YOU are as proud of their Underground links as they are. Youpay$5 (approx. Rs. 60) to drive through Orchard Road (equivalent of Mahim Causeway or Pedder Road) between 5 PM and 8 PM.

YOU come back to theparkinglot to punch your parking ticket if you have over stayed in a restaurantora shopping mall irrespective of your status identity... In Singapore you don't say anything, DO YOU? YOU wouldn't dare to eat in public duringRamadan, in Dubai . YOU would not dare to go out without your headcoveredin Jeddah . YOU would not dare to buy an employee of the telephone exchangein London at 10 pounds ( Rs.650) a month to, 'see to it that my STD andISDcalls are billed to someone else.'YOU would not dare to speed beyond 55mph(88 km/h) in Washington and then tell the traffic cop, 'Jaanta hai main kaun hoon (Do you know who I am?). I am so and so'sson.Take your two bucks and get lost.' YOU wouldn't chuck an empty coconutshellanywhere other than the garbage pail on the beaches in Australia and New Zealand .Why don't YOU spit Paan on the streets of Tokyo ? Why don't YOU useexamination jockeys or buy fake certificates in Boston ??? We are stilltalking of the same YOU.

YOU who can respect and conform to a foreign systemin other countries but cannot in your own. You who will throw papers andcigarettes on the road the moment you touch Indian ground. If you can beaninvolved and appreciative citizen in an alien country, why cannot you be thesame here in India ?Once in an interview, the famous Ex-municipal commissioner of Bombay ,Mr.Tinaikar , had a point to make. 'Rich people's dogs are walked on thestreets to leave their affluent droppings all over the place,' he said. 'Andthen the same people turn around to criticize and blame theauthorities for inefficiency and dirty pavements. What do they expecttheofficers to do? Go down with a broom every time their dog feels the pressurein his bowels?In America every dog owner has to clean up after his pet has done thejob.Same in Japan . Will the Indian citizen do that here?' He's right. We gotothe polls to choose a government and after that forfeit all responsibility.We sit back wanting to be pampered and expect the government to doeverything for us whilst our contribution is totally negative.

We expectthegovernment to clean up but we are not going to stop chucking garbage all over the place nor are we going to stop to pick a up a stray piece ofpaperand throw it in the bin. We expect the railways to provide cleanbathroomsbut we are not going to learn the proper use of bathrooms. We want Indian Airlines and Air India to provide the best of food andtoiletries but we are not going to stop pilfering at the leastopportunity.This applies even to the staff who is known not to pass on the service tothe public. When it comes to burning social issues like those related towomen, dowry, girl child! and others, we make loud drawing roomprotestations and continue to do the reverse at home. Our excuse? 'It's thewhole system which has to change, how will it matter if I alone foregomysons' rights to a dowry.' So who's going to change the system?What does a system consist of ? Very conveniently for us it consists of ourneighbours, other households, other cities, other communities and thegovernment. But definitely not me and YOU. When it comes to us actuallymaking a positive contribution to the system we lock ourselves along withour families into a safe cocoon and look into the distance at countriesfaraway and wait for a Mr.Clean to come along & work miracles for us with amajestic sweep of his hand or we leave the country and run away. Like lazy cowards hounded by our fears we run to America to bask intheirglory and praise their system.

When New York becomes insecure we run toEngland . When England experiences unemployment, we take the next flight outto the Gulf. When the Gulf is war struck, we demand to be rescued andbrought home by the Indian government. Everybody is out to abuse andrapethe country. Nobody thinks of feeding the system. Our conscience is mortgaged to money.Dear Indians, The article is highly thought inductive, calls for a greatdeal of introspection and pricks one's conscience too.... I am echoingJ. F.Kennedy 's words to his fellow Americans to relate to Indians..... 'ASK WHAT WE CAN DO FOR INDIAAND DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE TO MAKE INDIAWHAT AMERICA AND OTHER WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE TODAY'Lets do what India needs from us.Forward this mail to each Indian for a change instead of sending Jokes orjunk mails.

Thank you,

Dr. Abdul Kalaam.

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i just cud not resist posting this one coz i just cudnot ignore it. a friend sent it to me and it sure makes u think coz it hits u straight in the face no matter which country u belong..... if u like it get up and do something and if u feel its boring and cant read such a long speech there's nothing i can do...... isnt it... peace