1- wat if ur girlfriend is a teacher - kneel down , take out the ring and say " what wud u say if i said i wanted u to punish me everyday for the rest of my life" (try it out in her own classroom before her own students without her knowledge. come to the class before everybody and hide behind the last bench , behind the students and spring a surprise . u ll get the girl but u cud probably get a few cane kisses tooo from the principal probably)
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2-wat if ur girlfriend is a doctor - kneel down , take out the ring ( this is a must always) and say
" doc i have been suffering from this disease where my heart beats rapidly when i look at u and my heart begins to cry wen u are away and jumps with joy when u are with me . sleeplessness and loss of memory other than urs are also the symptoms . so wud u please cure me of this disease called love by accepting this ring. " ( make sure she does not have a syringe in her hand)
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3-wat if ur girlfriend is a boxer- kneel down , take out the ring ( yah always ) and say " rings are not always associated with fighting. there are rings that signify love and i want u to have one of those from me" ( maintain ur distance while doing so if u are not sure of her reply)
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more to come --- jimi hendrix0404.
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