Anti-body -- Against everyone
Medical staff -- A doctor's cane
Artery -- The study of fine paintings
Morbid -- A higher offer
Bacteria -- The back door of a cafeteria
Nitrates -- Cheaper than the day rate
Barium -- What you do after CPR fails
Node -- Movement of head meaning yes
Benign -- What you are after you be eight and before you be ten
Organic -- An organ work repairman
Cardiac arrest -- Taken into custody after stealing a coupe deville
Paralyze -- Two far fetched stories
Cardiology Advance -- study of poker playing
Pharmacist -- A person who makes living in agriculture
CAT Scan -- Searching for the kitty
Phobopohobla -- Fear of phobias, or fear itself
Cauterize -- To make eye contact with a woman
Pelvis -- A cousin of Elvis
Cesaerean section -- A district in Rome
Post-operative -- A letter carrier
Charlie Horse -- A 10 to 1 long shot in the Kentucky Derby
Protein -- In favor of young people
Colic -- A sheep dog
Rectum -- Dang near killed 'em
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Scalpel -- What you stand on to clean windows in high rise buildings
Congenital -- Friendly
Secretion -- Hiding something
D&C -- Where Washington is
Seizure -- A Roman emperor
Dilate -- To live long
Tablet -- A small table
Enema -- Not a friend
Terminal illness -- Getting sick at the airport
Fibula -- A small white lie
Thalassotherophy -- Fear of the sea
G.I. Series -- A baseball game between teams of soldiers
Tumor -- An extra pair
Genes -- What you wear cutting grass
Urine -- The opposite of "you are out
Hangnail -- A coat hook
Vein -- Conceited
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Varicose -- Nearby
Labor pain -- Getting hurt at work
Xenophobia -- fear of strangers or foreigners
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