pick up lines

Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.


"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?


At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!


Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?


Can I flirt with you?


Can I please be your slave tonight?


Can I see your tan lines?


Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?


Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)


Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Boy/Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!


Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.


Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?


Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.


Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.


Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.


Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.


Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?


Do you spit or swallow?


Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.


Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?

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guys use them and tell me if u have succeded. ..... by the way sorry if u get slapped ( try this if she slaps u ...... to the girl .... holding her hand on ur slapped cheek......"see i told u, u cannot resist touching me ."